For every day that oil spills into the Gulf of Mexico this year...

...I will ride my bicycle to work two days.

More UK craziness

Re-addicting clean addicts before releasing them from prison. Now that is a worthy use of taxpayer's money.

Dumb....

and Dumber!

Because they can:

I am living in the future.

And in the future, the U.S. Government is utterly stupid. But very, very funny.