After Bob Dole's public promotion of Viagra, and with Rush Limbaugh's recent run in with customs over his supply of Little Blue Pills, it appears that US political conservatism strongly correlates with impotence in white American males.
In comparison, remember Bill Clinton? Yes, the picture in your mind is very clear. Years before Viagra hit the market, Clinton was always ready. In fact he was too ready. That smirk he had on his face all the time: Afterglow.
Admit it, as a ED suffering white Republican, you are jealous of Bill Clinton's sexual prowess. Just admit it already and move on.
To the Democrats reading this, of all races creeds, colors and sexual preferences, you also have the smirk. Hell, I have it. Try not to flaunt it, for the sake of the Country.
The sudden migration of white males to the Democratic party as a cure for their sexual disfunction would spell the end of Pfizer's ED cure empire. Thus the company would not hire a spokesman who's cause would kill their market. You will never see Slick Willie in a Viagra add, or Al Gore for that matter.
Watch out of George Bush Sr. , or even perhaps digitally altered archival footage of Ronald Reagan promoting Viagra on TV in the near future.
If you are Republican, White, Male and and ED sufferer, try relaxing and becoming more liberal. Vote Democrat. Your wife will love you for it.
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