Wednesday, April 25, 2007

CNN's counterpoint article balancing Ted Nugent


I thought that this was interesting. Tom Plate writes that there are "too many guns floating around the United States".


Quote: "These students were not killed by a Korean, they were killed by a 9 mm handgun and a .22-caliber handgun."

I think Tom, if you check into it, you will find that a lunatic was pulling the triggers.

By your logic quoted above Mr. Plate, why don't we then put the guns on trial?

In Mr. Plate's mind Justice is as follows:

Picture a courtroom with a Glock 9mm handgun laying on the witness stand between the microphone and a half full glass of water.

Prosecuter: Mr. 9mm Glock, where were you on the morning in question?

Silence......

More Silence..


Prosecutor: Mr. Glock, I am asking you a question.


Silence.

Prosecutor: Have you nothing to say?

Silence.

Judge: Mr. 9, I will charge you with contempt if you do not answer the questions.

Silence

Judge: Bailiff, take him away.

Bailiff trigger locks the Glock sitting on the witness stand and carries it to the city evidence room vault to do some hard time.

Judge: Bring in his accomplice.... Mr. Walther 22!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Evidence lockers are far too inhumane to subject any prisoner to. I recommend that the Glock be put in the general prison population. It shall receive three square meals a day and access to the exercise yard.

Sigivald said...

I wasn't aware that guns "floated around", myself.

I mean, a few specialty ones do float; I think the AR-7 might.

But, generally, they just sink.