The LiberalCCW household announces the senseless and violent murder of their beloved carpet "Red". Struck down in the prime of life, Red we will always remember how wonderful you made our bare toes feel. It seems like it was yesterday that we picked you up at the rug store, brought you to our home and made you part of the family. We miss you Red, and know that you can never be replaced.
We have punished your murderer by banishing him to the kitchen. We have rolled up the other carpets to prevent more acts of Canine Fecal Violence from taking them from us as well. Rest assured that your passing shall not be in vain.
In Memoriam ~Long Pile Red~ April 2008 - June 2008
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I'm surprised the obit is for the carpet and not for the dog.
Dad
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