Thursday, December 20, 2007

Sitemeter Feedback and Suggestions

To all of you searching for a solution to the tough goat meat problem, I suggest an hour or two in a pressure cooker. (The goat meat! Not you, silly.) It works wonders.

For the many searching google for Bipolar and CCW, please read my advice.

For the searchers for Fake Urine, And How To Use It, I suggest, respectfully that you get off of the dope. Really. You life will be much better. How degrading is it to walk into the Dr. Office wearing a bag containing someone else's urine between your legs? Apparently not as degrading as getting fired. If you are having trouble kicking the habit, try rehab. While I admit that rehab is degrading, rehab has to be less degrading than prison.

To all of you searching for Lance Armstrong's Hematocrit Level: I don't know what it is, was or will be. Ask Dr. Ferrari.

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