I have had several readers from Iran point out that no Americans have been beheaded there since, well the beginning of recorded history. All of the most recent beheadings of Americans have occured in Iraq, or America, with probably a few American accidental beheadings occuring annually in international waters.
It seems that Iran is trying to get off of the "Axis of Evil" status, and into the "Vacation Hotspot" status. I picture the first meeting between Mahmoud Amhadinejad and George W. Bush:
Amhadinejad: "We are not part of the Axis of Evil".
Bush: "Yes you are"!
Amhadinejad: "You are the Axis of Evil"!
Bush: "No, you are the Axis of Evil"!
Amhadinejad "No, YOU are the Axis of Evil"!
And so on for about an hour.
I wish that citizens of both countries would admit that they had nincompoops for leaders and put people in charge who understand that endlessly repeating either "Death to Israel" or "We will stay the course" don't count as foreign policy.
What sort of death is Amhadinejad speaking of? Crib death, death metal, sudden death, death squads, brain death, death and ressurection?
What course is GW supposed to be staying? If Bush is referring to intercourse, then he has a long way to go before he even comes close to Bill Clinton's appetite. I will go on the record and recommend to Bush that he not even attempt to break Bill Clinton's record. Bush does not have that type of stamina. Although I will give credit where credit is due, Bush is doing it to both Iraq and Afghanistan at the same time, while lustily eyeing Syria and North Korea. Monica Lewinsky, eat your heart out.
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