First, I suggest that the Democratic party require sobriety tests of all Democratic Party Public Figures before they speak to people. Give John Kerry two tests, in case the first result is inaccurate. We know you are all drunk and/or stoned from the late night party the night before, please take some time to come down before you go on TV. I saw James Carville on TV this morning, he looked like a Gargoyle on PCP and Speed.
This, ladies and gentlemen of the moderate left, is your face to the nation: (Carville in a deep fried southern accent, with enough facial tics to register on the Richter scale):"John Kerry misspoke when he said "Stuck in Iraq", -Wooo -Wooo, here come the flying monkies. Wooo, that's a big purple sucker right there! He meant to say "get us stuck in Iraq", cause we all know that Bush is an idiot. -Wooo Ugg, dust mites in my britches!"
What is truly terrifying is that Republicans sound just as looney as the Democrats, and they are stone cold sober.
A case in point, I just had a right wing co-worker blame Iraq's brewing sectarian violence on Bill Clinton.
The two salvations of the Democratic Party: Drug screening before appearances, and an Democratic Agenda that makes no mention of the Republican Agenda.
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