Liberal CCW's advice for Barack and Hillary

Starting with Barack, I am sorry to see you going through such hard times, but compared to what you will face as U.S. President, this is nothing. My advice to you is that you pick a running mate with domestic and international experience. Someone who has much more conservative core values than yourself. Someone who is ugly as mud, so as to counter the argument that you are running on the young and attractive ticket. Therefore I suggest:

Bill Richardson:
Hillary, I find you as well as all of those who swirl around you utterly repugnant.

My advice:

Get a divorce. This is the only way you stand a chance to get elected.

If you played your cards right, you could hold a press conference and announce that you had caught Bill cheating again. You would shed tears and say that as a liberated woman, you couldn't put up with the pig's infidelity any longer and that you were filing that afternoon. This would garner you the divorced woman vote, and guarantee crossover republican women, and lighten the unpalatable burden of the Clinton name for fence sitters seething at the thought of Bill in the White House again.